Nathan Norman posted the following on Citizen Norman’s Blog November 14, 2014. It is believed to be satire and should not be confused with the genuine views expressed in the Commentary section.
A homeless man identified as Robert Milnes of Camden, NJ, impeded traffic yesterday as he handed out leaflets outside the county court house.
According to eyewitness accounts, Milnes ranted about time travel and masturbation as he forced pedestrians to take a leaflet.
Though most pedestrians later threw the leaflet into the nearby dumpster, one man who identified himself only as Chester claimed to have used a leaflet to “wipe [his] ass.”
Milnes remains at large. His current whereabouts are unknown.