Nathan Norman posted the following on Citizen Norman’s Blog October 29, 2014 (it has since been removed after Norman announced his presidential candidacy). It is believed to be satire and should not be confused with the genuine views expressed in the Commentary section.
With all the Nazi talk, I’d like to submit my own Nazi story from a few years ago.
One day I was at the urinal expelling some urine. There was a guy standing next to me. Like always I sneaked a peek. As I examined the penis I noticed a swastika tattoo on the shaft.
I struck up a conversation with the guy about sports, the news, whatever. He was a nice guy. Very intelligent. Very personable. But he was a Nazi. Well, Nazis are people too.
Sure, some Nazis are vile people, but don’t use someone like Vernon Frankel as an example of the stereotypical evil Nazi. Vernon is a fake Nazi. He’s a Jew trying to perpetuate the stereotype. The stereotype is wrong. Most Nazis are decent like the man with the tattooed penis.
Remembering this experience has made me think about getting a tattoo myself. I would like to tattoo an image of Rand Paul on my penis. I’m so excited about all the talk that he will be the Libertarian Party’s presidential nominee in 2016. I actually came up with the idea to nominate Rand Paul. I hope it happens.