2016 Presidential Candidate Advertises Personal ‘Masturbation Show’ on Campaign Website

Robert Milnes, a 2016 candidate for the Green and Libertarian parties’ presidential nominations advertised on his campaign website Friday that he will be holding “Solo Male Masturbation Shows” in his RV next week.  Milnes said the shows will be live streamed on “The Dark Web” from 4 am to 9 am and 12:00 to 12:30 pm Monday through Friday, corresponding with the working schedules of his favorite TV news reporters. Continue reading

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Irregular Times Reports on Milnes, Greens

On January 9, blogger Peregrin Wood posted an article on the news blog Irregular Times, citing dissatisfaction with three candidates for the Green Party’s 2016 presidential nomination.  Of the three, the article specifically mentions progressive activist Robert Milnes in its title, proclaiming “No. No. Please No,” at the possibility of Milnes representing the Green Party in 2016. Continue reading

Bob Haran: Let the Revolution Begin

The following essay was originally posted on the Facebook page for the Independent Political Report.  It was later published on the main website January 22, 2014.  The author Bob Haran is chairman of the Constitution Party of Arizona.  Concerning the essay, he explains “I have no copyright of this, anyone can use it, improve it or take credit for it, my only request is that they do it, it is the only way I know to peacefully take back America.”  The Saturnalian does not necessarily endorse the views expressed in this commentary. Continue reading

Presidential Candidate Evicted from Residence, Blames Israel

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Bar Rafaeli is a citizen of Israel, the nation presidential candidate Robert Milnes blames for his recent eviction.

Four time presidential candidate Robert Milnes was evicted from his New Jersey residence this past month.  The reason given for the eviction was the nonpayment of rent, but Milnes suspects something far more sinister.  He believes his eviction was actually the work of a joint FBI/Israel operation to prevent him from becoming president of the United States in 2016.

Though Milnes admits he fell behind on his rent this past year and even signed a “Consent to Vacate” agreement to delay his eviction until after the winter, he maintains that the judge at his eviction hearing was “gotten to.”  Milnes accuses Superior Court Judge Lee Larkin of having been “recruited in a covert operation” to evict Milnes, apparently at the behest of the State of Israel.

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