Pastor Manning Complains of Gay Semen in Starbucks Coffee

Late last year, Pastor James David Manning of ATLAH Worldwide Church released a YouTube video in which he accused the Seattle-based coffeehouse chain Starbucks of intentionally adding gay semen to its drinks to enhance flavor and increase sales. Recently, Manning released another video in which he explains his accusation in greater detail, comparing semen to milk. Continue reading


U.S. Lags Behind ISIS in Marriage Equality

Today, in Obergefell v. Hodgesthe U.S. Supreme Court recognized same-sex marriage as a fundamental right, immediately authorizing the practice in every state.  However, on this matter, the U.S. falls short of its arch-nemesis ISIS.  As reported here at The Saturnalian last September, ISIS already has the U.S. beat in the area of marriage equality: Continue reading

Don Grundmann: Worshipping the Golden Anus

Don Grundmann, the former Chairman of the Constitution Party of California posted the following in the comment section of the IPR article “Darryl W. Perry: Indiana Law has Unintended Consequence.”  It is written in the context of the Indiana Senate Bill 101, which Governor Mike Pence signed into law last week to protect Religious freedom.  The Saturnalian does not necessarily endorse the opinion expressed in this commentary. Continue reading

Interview with a Time Traveler


Upon the 1895 publication of H.G. Wells‘s masterpiece The Time Machine, time travel has entered into the public consciousness.  Films featuring time travel such as Back to the Future and The Terminator have become blockbuster hits.  Popular television shows such as Stargate SG-1 and Lost have included time travel as plot devices.  Moreover, individuals claiming to have time traveled in real life have come forward.  The Saturnalian tracked down one of these individuals to obtain more information about his experiences and time travel itself.

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