A week after #CruzSexScandal set the Twitterverse ablaze on the heels of The National Enquirer’s exposé of GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz, The Saturnalian could ignite a firestorm of its own with the following report of a sex scandal involving a “longstanding, well known Progressive” presidential candidate. Continue reading
Robert Milnes, a 2016 candidate for the Green and Libertarian parties’ presidential nominations advertised on his campaign website Friday that he will be holding “Solo Male Masturbation Shows” in his RV next week. Milnes said the shows will be live streamed on “The Dark Web” from 4 am to 9 am and 12:00 to 12:30 pm Monday through Friday, corresponding with the working schedules of his favorite TV news reporters. Continue reading
“A man goes home and masturbates his typical fantasy,” writes one 2016 presidential candidate, “A woman on her knees. A woman tied up, a woman abused.” Continue reading
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American glamour model Mandy Kay, whom The Saturnalian interviewed last September, informed The Saturnalian of an important legal matter arising from a pornographic website’s unauthorized publication of a show she performed. Mandy believes the site Motherless.com violated copyright laws by posting her video and then ignoring her takedown requests. Motherless (the content host) initially made no response to Mandy’s complaint, but now, after an inquiry by The Saturnalian, Mandy has pursued an alternative approach, which resulted in having the video taken down successfully.
Progressive activist Robert Milnes, a candidate for the 2016 presidential nominations of the Green and Libertarian Parties, has proposed a “final solution” for the world’s Jewish population. Believing that Jews have no rightful homeland, that the creation of Israel was a mistake, and that Jews are interfering in American politics (including having Milnes evicted from his home last May), Milnes wants to relocate Jews to an artificial island in the Mediterranean Sea. Continue reading
IPR reports that Elections Ontario, a non-partisan agency overseeing the administration of elections for provincial offices in Ontario has refused to recognize the “Masturbators Political Party of Ontario.” According to the official report, the name is “not acceptable.” A request for “The Masturbation Party” was also denied under the same rationale.
Milnes accuses news anchorwoman Norah O’Donnell of watching him masturbate to her.
“Longstanding, well known Progressive activist” Robert Milnes has had his share of trouble with the FBI. In the 1980s, he was arrested and pleaded guilty to stalking and threatening a TV news reporter, an event Milnes claims was the result of a covert FBI operation. Following his release, Milnes has had additional run-ins with the FBI, most recently relating to his campaigns for President of the United States.
Milnes has run for president in every election cycle since 2004. His best showing came in 2008 when he received 721 votes (4.28 percent) in the California Libertarian Primary. However, it wasn’t until the next election cycle that Milnes discovered the FBI’s surveillance of his “activities.” Continue reading