Nathan Norman Flaunts New Campaign Logo

Unsanctioned Libertarian Party presidential candidate Nathan Norman recently unveiled a new campaign logo, replacing a similar logo the campaign had used since Norman announced his candidacy in January 2015.

“We think it’s a lot cleaner,” says Norman, “it looks better on the Wikipedia profile.” Continue reading

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New Presidential Sex Scandal Threatens to Explode All Over the Internet

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A week after #CruzSexScandal set the Twitterverse ablaze on the heels of The National Enquirer’s exposé of GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz, The Saturnalian could ignite a firestorm of its own with the following report of a sex scandal involving a “longstanding, well known Progressive” presidential candidate. Continue reading

Nathan Norman: Trip to Parlor Arouses Awakening

Nathan Norman posted the following on Citizen Norman’s Blog December 28, 2014.  It is believed to be satire and should not be confused with the genuine views expressed in the Commentary section.

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Yesterday I went to the tattoo parlor.  I gave them the design [see earlier story].  They asked if I had drawn the design on my penis with a marker.   Continue reading

Nathan Norman Announces Presidential Run

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Blogger Nathan Norman announced earlier this week that he will seek the Libertarian Party (LP) presidential nomination in 2016.  If victorious, Norman says he will cede the nomination to former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich.

“I do not claim to be qualified to win the presidency,” said Norman, “but I intend to win the nomination as a stand-in” for Gingrich. Continue reading