On Thanksgiving Day two years ago I blogged about the 18 minute opening track from Arlo Guthrie’s 1967 album Alice’s Restaurant. I included a video illustrating the real life events from Thanksgiving Day 1965 that inspired the song, whose full title is “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree.” “Massacree” is an Ozark colloquialism used to describe events of a strange nature. This differentiates from “Massacre,” which involves killing. Coincidentally (or was it?), the next Thanksgiving, on the 50 year anniversary of the events from “Alice’s Restaurant,” an actual Thanksgiving Day Massacre nearly occurred at a Church in Oaklyn, New Jersey. Continue reading
Today, Robert Milnes posted the following on his blog ThePLASPlace. The Saturnalian does not necessarily endorse the views expressed.
A week after #CruzSexScandal set the Twitterverse ablaze on the heels of The National Enquirer’s exposé of GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz, The Saturnalian could ignite a firestorm of its own with the following report of a sex scandal involving a “longstanding, well known Progressive” presidential candidate. Continue reading
Nathan Norman posted the following on Citizen Norman’s Blog November 14, 2014. It is believed to be satire and should not be confused with the genuine views expressed in the Commentary section.
The following is satire and should not be confused with the genuine views expressed in the Commentary section.
PLANSS founder Milnes gives a speech.
2016 Libertarian Party presidential candidate and Progressive Libertarian Alliance Strategy (PLAS) founder Robert Milnes has formed a new electoral coalition. This time it includes Nazis.
Milnes announced the plan Wednesday on The PLAS Place blog. He calls it PLANSS, or the Progressive Libertarian Alliance with National Socialists Strategy. Continue reading
Bar Rafaeli is a citizen of Israel, the nation presidential candidate Robert Milnes blames for his recent eviction.
Four time presidential candidate Robert Milnes was evicted from his New Jersey residence this past month. The reason given for the eviction was the nonpayment of rent, but Milnes suspects something far more sinister. He believes his eviction was actually the work of a joint FBI/Israel operation to prevent him from becoming president of the United States in 2016.
Though Milnes admits he fell behind on his rent this past year and even signed a “Consent to Vacate” agreement to delay his eviction until after the winter, he maintains that the judge at his eviction hearing was “gotten to.” Milnes accuses Superior Court Judge Lee Larkin of having been “recruited in a covert operation” to evict Milnes, apparently at the behest of the State of Israel.