Robert Milnes, a 2016 candidate for the Green and Libertarian parties’ presidential nominations advertised on his campaign website Friday that he will be holding “Solo Male Masturbation Shows” in his RV next week. Milnes said the shows will be live streamed on “The Dark Web” from 4 am to 9 am and 12:00 to 12:30 pm Monday through Friday, corresponding with the working schedules of his favorite TV news reporters. Continue reading
Upon the 1895 publication of H.G. Wells‘s masterpiece The Time Machine, time travel has entered into the public consciousness. Films featuring time travel such as Back to the Future and The Terminator have become blockbuster hits. Popular television shows such as Stargate SG-1 and Lost have included time travel as plot devices. Moreover, individuals claiming to have time traveled in real life have come forward. The Saturnalian tracked down one of these individuals to obtain more information about his experiences and time travel itself.
Milnes accuses news anchorwoman Norah O’Donnell of watching him masturbate to her.
“Longstanding, well known Progressive activist” Robert Milnes has had his share of trouble with the FBI. In the 1980s, he was arrested and pleaded guilty to stalking and threatening a TV news reporter, an event Milnes claims was the result of a covert FBI operation. Following his release, Milnes has had additional run-ins with the FBI, most recently relating to his campaigns for President of the United States.
Milnes has run for president in every election cycle since 2004. His best showing came in 2008 when he received 721 votes (4.28 percent) in the California Libertarian Primary. However, it wasn’t until the next election cycle that Milnes discovered the FBI’s surveillance of his “activities.” Continue reading