2016 Libertarian Party presidential candidate and Progressive Libertarian Alliance Strategy (PLAS) founder Robert Milnes has formed a new electoral coalition. This time it includes Nazis.
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Four time presidential candidate Robert Milnes was evicted from his New Jersey residence this past month. The reason given for the eviction was the nonpayment of rent, but Milnes suspects something far more sinister. He believes his eviction was actually the work of a joint FBI/Israel operation to prevent him from becoming president of the United States in 2016.
Though Milnes admits he fell behind on his rent this past year and even signed a “Consent to Vacate” agreement to delay his eviction until after the winter, he maintains that the judge at his eviction hearing was “gotten to.” Milnes accuses Superior Court Judge Lee Larkin of having been “recruited in a covert operation” to evict Milnes, apparently at the behest of the State of Israel.