On Thanksgiving Day two years ago I blogged about the 18 minute opening track from Arlo Guthrie’s 1967 album Alice’s Restaurant. I included a video illustrating the real life events from Thanksgiving Day 1965 that inspired the song, whose full title is “Alice’s Restaurant Massacree.” “Massacree” is an Ozark colloquialism used to describe events of a strange nature. This differentiates from “Massacre,” which involves killing. Coincidentally (or was it?), the next Thanksgiving, on the 50 year anniversary of the events from “Alice’s Restaurant,” an actual Thanksgiving Day Massacre nearly occurred at a Church in Oaklyn, New Jersey. Continue reading
Today, Robert Milnes posted the following on his blog ThePLASPlace. The Saturnalian does not necessarily endorse the views expressed.
As was brought to my attention by frequent Saturnalian reader and presidential candidate Robert Milnes, the Pennsylvania Libertarian Party held a presidential debate on March 15, 2008 in which Milnes participated. Continue reading
A week after #CruzSexScandal set the Twitterverse ablaze on the heels of The National Enquirer’s exposé of GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz, The Saturnalian could ignite a firestorm of its own with the following report of a sex scandal involving a “longstanding, well known Progressive” presidential candidate. Continue reading
Robert Milnes, a 2016 candidate for the Green and Libertarian parties’ presidential nominations advertised on his campaign website Friday that he will be holding “Solo Male Masturbation Shows” in his RV next week. Milnes said the shows will be live streamed on “The Dark Web” from 4 am to 9 am and 12:00 to 12:30 pm Monday through Friday, corresponding with the working schedules of his favorite TV news reporters. Continue reading
On the Irregular Times article “Is America Not Safe?” by Peregrin Wood, Dr. Marc Allan Feldman, a candidate for the Libertarian Party’s 2016 presidential nomination, disputed the premise of the article that the United States is perfectly safe. Feldman argued: Continue reading
“A man goes home and masturbates his typical fantasy,” writes one 2016 presidential candidate, “A woman on her knees. A woman tied up, a woman abused.” Continue reading