‘President’ Milnes Declares Himself ‘De Facto Leader of the Green Party’

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Milnes (right) during his guest appearance on The Simpsons 

For reasons not entirely clear, “President” Robert Milnes today declared himself the “de facto leader of the Green Party.”  He made this shocking announcement despite not having any measurable support for his 2020 presidential campaign or any of his four previous presidential runs. Continue reading

Trumped!: No More Viagra For Rapists

Between 2004 and 2008, then-future-President Donald Trump had a 2 minute daily syndicated radio program called “Trumped!”  The original website, which included a transcript of each program, no longer exists but is archived (in part) by the Wayback Machine.  Due to the historical importance of Trump after his 2016 election as President, The Saturnalian is memorializing whatever is available of the program.

In 2005, Donald Trump called Chuck Schumer “a great Senator” with “a lot of common sense.”

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Trumped!: Tiger Misses the Cut

Between 2004 and 2008, then-future-President Donald Trump had a 2 minute daily syndicated radio program called “Trumped!”  The original website, which included a transcript of each program, no longer exists but is archived (in part) by the Wayback Machine.  Due to the historical importance of Trump after his 2016 election as President, The Saturnalian is memorializing whatever is available of the program.

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Trumped!: Sex appeal in business

Between 2004 and 2008, then-future-President Donald Trump had a 2 minute daily syndicated radio program called “Trumped!”  The original website, which included a transcript of each program, no longer exists but is archived (in part) by the Wayback Machine.  Due to the historical importance of Trump after his 2016 election as President, The Saturnalian is memorializing whatever is available of the program.

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A Defeat for the Deep State

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The Department of Justice’s decision to drop the case against former National Security Adviser and three star General Michael Flynn represents a major defeat for the deep state.   Just look at how all the usual swamp creatures responded to the news. Continue reading

False Prophet

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The legend Bob Dylan just released his  third single in the last two months.  The title is “False Prophet.”  It will be included on his recently announced album Rough and Rowdy Ways to hit shelves June 19.  “I Contain Multitudes” and “Murder Most Foul” will be included on the album as well.

With the release, Dylan tweeted:

What are you lookin’ at – there’s nothing to see.

Listen to the YouTube version of the track below:

Authoritarian Judge Eric Moyé Is Unfit for the Bench

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Judge Eric Moyé, an authoritarian who sits on the Texas 14th District Court in Dallas, has shown he is unfit to remain on the bench. Moyé, who doubles as a Democratic Party activist, jailed a single mother, Shelley Luther, simply because she refused to apologize to him for opening her business a week early during the coronavirus pandemic. Continue reading

Giannis Hacked!

The Twitter account of reigning NBA MVP Giannis Antetokounmpo of the Milwaukee Bucks was hacked earlier today.

Some of the (very politically incorrect) posts received thousands of likes.  It’s funny to think what went through the minds of some of Giannis’ followers when they saw these comments posted under his name.

Take a look:

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Twitter User Breaks Down the Ahmaud Arbery Shooting

There’s much concern the mainsteam media is not telling the whole truth about the shooting that resulted in the death of jogger Ahmaud Arbery.  Reports suggest two white men were chasing down the black man Arbery, thinking he was a burglar, and opened fire upon him.

Recently released video of the incident:

Twitter user Pax Christus examined the case closely and provided the following report: Continue reading

Trumped! Shorts (April 2005)

Between 2004 and 2008, then-future-President Donald Trump had a 2 minute daily syndicated radio program called “Trumped!”  The original website, which included a transcript of each program, no longer exists but is archived (in part) by the Wayback Machine.  Due to the historical importance of Trump after his 2016 election as President, The Saturnalian is memorializing whatever is available of the program.

For some of the shows only a short snippet of the transcript is available through the Wayback Machine.  Below are the shorts available for April 2005.

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Santana Garrett Debuts on WWE Monday Night RAW

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A few years ago I noticed an up and coming wrestler in the women’s division named Santana Garrett.  She wrestled independent shows but had more talent than most of the women in the WWE.  I contacted her about a potential interview for this site.  She expressed interest but did not follow up. Continue reading

Bob Dylan Releases Another Single “I Contain Multitudes”

Legendary musician Bob Dylan followed up his first number one hit “Murder Most Foul” with the new single “I Contain Multitudes.”

The track is much shorter than its predecessor and thus more radio-friendly.  Dylan did not release any commentary about the song as he did with “Murder Most Foul.”  It sounds like something that would have fit well on his 1997 album Time Out of Mind.

The title “I Contain Multitudes” comes from a line in Walt Whitman’s 1892 poem “Song of Myself.”

List to the song below as posted on YouTube:

Dylan’s ‘Murder Most Foul’ Charts No. 1

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Bob Dylan’s first single of new material since 2012, the near 17 minute long “Murder Most Foul,” released March 27, went number one on the Billboard Rock Digital Song Sales Chart.  This is Dylan’s first number one on any Billboard chart his entire career and it comes about a month short of his 79th birthday.

I previously posted video of the song here. So here is a link to the official lyrics on bobdylan.com. And here’s a lyric video from YouTube: